人物基本介绍完拉下面开始播段子

艾利克斯和惠特尼准备就寝

alex: Just got an email from Mark..Went home with a pregnant girl.He said he wants to know if it counts as a threesome..看到这里楼主很不ＣＪ的笑翻了

惠特尼有点冲动了向艾利克斯靠近

Ａｌｅｘ：Ahh your feet are freezing!

Whit: Why arent we having sex???

Alex: Cause your hair is up and i ate pork.

Whitney: Okay i dont mean now… i mean why arent we having it more often?

What do you mean my hair is up?

Alex: When your hair is up you dont like to be touched….or talked to.

Whitney: When was the last time I wore my hair down?

Alex(Paused for 30 sec): Ahh…like 2 years ago.

Whitney: Be serious. I just think we dont have sex enough.I mean, why arent we tapping this every night? (Tap means having sex with a woman here. eg. if i could just tap that ass once…)

Alex: Well you can tap that whenever you want!

Whitney: This is serious ok? This is a thing.This happens to Roxanne. This happened to my mother with all three of her husbands. I dont want to end like my mother.(End up like or end up with…是很好用的词组“落得什么下场”）

Alex: